Unmarried man's prayer

Lord my God!
I am tired of sleeping alone,
No one to share my happyness with,
No one to share my saddness with,
No one to share my silly jokes with,
No one to talk to.

Lord my God!
Please!
Don't give me lazy woman,
Our house will be dirty,
Don't give me beautiful woman,
My friends will be jealous,
Don't give me snob,
My parents will be disappointed,
Don't give me cheese girl,
will forever be indebted,
Don't give me talkative woman,
Will forever have headache.

Lord my God!
Give me a respectful woman,
Who will love at all time,
Who will make me happy at all time.

                  Amen