Miss perfect

You always see wrong in me,
Though I try to please you at all time,
Though I try to satisfy you at all time.
I wish to hear compliment from you,
I wish to hear encouragement.

Sadly what I hear are,complains,complains.
Nothing but complains.

I treat you like a queen,
You see me as fool.
I give you my love,
You see me as idiot.
I handle you like glass,
You throw me like dice.

I want to hear you say lovey,
I want to hear you say sweety,
I want to hear you say honey
I want to hear you say beloved one,

What I hear are complains,
Nothing but complains and complains.

Always busy

When ring your loved to say hello.
Will be told am busy.
When ring your friends to say hello.
Will be told am busy
When ring your colleague to say hello.
Will be told am busy.

Always busy, busy and busy.

Don't have time of are own,
Don't have time to stand and stare,
Don't have time appreciate our life,
Don't have time to sleep and snore.
We are no different from rats.

Always busy,busyand busy.
Only death stops us.

Is gone

That time is gone!
Where I used to gossip,
Where I was misusing my talent on booze,
Where my mind was cloud with grudges,
Where my plan was,
Who to fuck next time.

That time is gone!
Now I think of how to be good businessman.
Now I turn hardship in to a lesson.
Now I direct my energy to better my life.
I've reloaded my brain.
I am born again.

A song

I want to write a song.
That will make homeless,
Feel like millionaire.
That will stop millionaires,
Stop making money.
That will make orphans,
Feel very important

I want to write a song,
That will bring joy not tears
That will comfort not stress.
That will make friendship not enemies,
That will be unforgettable.

I want to write a song.
That will bring good memories
That remind me of my ex.
That will remind me,
Of when I was young and innocent.

That will be song of song

Hello vagina

Hello Vagina!
My name Penis.
You are so beautiful dear,
Just want to kiss you,
To hug you,
To touch you,
Most of all to be your friend.

There is no life without you,
You're so lovely  dear!
Allow me to dance with you,
To walk with you,
To laugh with you
To sing you a song,
Play with you.

Please!
Allow me to be your friend.

If I know

Only if I know what's going to happen tomorrow,
I will prepare my life accordingly,
Nothing will be surprise to me.
Embarrassment and confusion will be gone.
Nothing will be amazing.

Just like weather!
Don't know if it's going to rain or not.
Prophets don't know their last day of life,
Though they foresee and foretell our life.

Life has no guaranty,
Only wishes and dreams.
Life isn't fare,nor cruel.
Life is like  box,
Till you open it,
Will never know what's inside
You will never know,
What's going to happen tomorrow.

Only if I know what's going to happen tomorrow.

I hate been close to you

Because my senses are awakened,
My blood boil,
I fantasizes of kissing you,
I can't resist your looks,

I hate been close to you.
Every time you call my name!
I get overwhelmed.
You make me go utopia,
I miss you when not around,
But hated when close to when around.

Unmarried man's prayer

Lord my God!
I am tired of sleeping alone,
No one to share my happyness with,
No one to share my saddness with,
No one to share my silly jokes with,
No one to talk to.

Lord my God!
Please!
Don't give me lazy woman,
Our house will be dirty,
Don't give me beautiful woman,
My friends will be jealous,
Don't give me snob,
My parents will be disappointed,
Don't give me cheese girl,
will forever be indebted,
Don't give me talkative woman,
Will forever have headache.

Lord my God!
Give me a respectful woman,
Who will love at all time,
Who will make me happy at all time.

                  Amen

Husband's prayer

Lord my God!
Give me strength,
Not to envy,
Beautiful face,
Smooth words,
Curves of other woman.

Lord my God!
Give me strength,
To make love only to my wife
To always adore her beauty,
To always make her happy,
To always share my undying love with her,

Lord my God!
Give me strength,
To lover her,
Even if she yell at me,
Even if she neck me,
Even if she ask my whereabout,
Even if she lazy.

Lord my God!
Chase away any sickness,
That threatened my body,
Assist me to satisfy my wife sexually and financially.

Amen

I am just lucky

Isn't because I am wise.
To be alive till to day,
Not be suffering from incurable diseases,
Not being in an accident

I am just lucky.

Isn't because I am wise.
That my parents are still alive,
That all my siblings are still alive,
That my family is alive,
Definitely not because I know how to pray.

All of this happen because
I am just lucky.

What not to say during sex

1.Do you love me?
Don't ask your partner if he loves you during sex,because what he say is a lie.
2.Am I beautiful?
The fact that he's in bed with you means a lot,unless you doubt you beauty.
3.Are you going to marry me?
Marriage isn't just a thing you can do over night,this kind of question tells that you're desperate
4.Am I you only girlfriend?
This is the foolish question ever,don't worry about what you don't know, just enjoy the moment.
5.Is it delicious?
If you boyfriend isn't a virgin,then you're sexual experience count.

I hope from now on girls,you will stop asking many questions, sometimes many questions ruin the perfect night.

But

U follow bt r never
followed,
U like bt u r never liked,
U cheer bt u r never cheered,
U love bt u r never loved.
U help bt u r never helped,

U respect bt u r never respected,
U borrow bt u r never borrowed
U advice bt u r never advised,
U give bt u r never given.
U listen bt u r never listened.
U teach bt u r never taught.

I've stop believing

I've stop believing in God,
Even if pastors misuses his name he does'nt punish them.

I've stop believing in politicians
They talk too much while they do less.

I've stop believing in love.
Partners kill each other in the name of love.

I've stop believing in future.
Future is full of dreams and wishes.

I've stop believing in talent
If you're' not connected to right people,you will never see light.

I've stop believing in wisdom.
your wisdom doesn't count when you're poor.

Lechachi

Le hlabile lechachi mahlo a hlaba,
Lehlabile bjale ka maloba  le maabane
Ga re tsebe gore lere swaretse di fe,
Cha lona ke di khupamarama,
Lehucho le kaka le go nono,
Ge ele di nonyana,
Di a hlakela le go lecha mekgolokwane

Le hlabile le chachi mahlo a hlaba.
Ba bang ba rena!
Re tlabe re laecha la mohlagare,
Sesego se rutlulla borulelo,
Ge ele ba bang ba rena!
Re tla be re kgonne senko,
Ele kgakanego le diphuchisho,
Cha go hloka mofetodi

Le hlabile lechachi mahlo a hlaba,
Le nanya bjale ka maloba le maabane,
Le sepedisha matepe,
Le sepedisha boganka,
Le sepedisha boikgokgomosho
Ge ele rena re a tlopatlopa,
Re a iswa-iswa.
Gore ge le eya malaong!
O be le sa go e sha maleng.

Yes! I love you

When I kiss her, she ask,
Do you Love me?
I say yes! I love you
When I touch her,she ask,
Do you Love me?
I say yes! I love you.
When we make love,she ask,
Do you Love me?
I say yes! I love you.
When I give her compliment,she ask.
Do you Love me?
I say! Yes I love you.
When I say,I love you.
She ask,do you really love?
Yes! I love you

Yes! I love you.
Yes! I love you.

Yes! I love you.
How many times!
should I tell you that I love you.

Didn't ask to be born

But here I am!
Running from street to street,
Dustbin to dustbin,
Just to survive.
In winter nothing to give me warmth
In summer when others appreciate rain,
I cry because it remind me of my hardship.

Why mum? why dad?
Did you dumb me like dead flower,
Did you dumb me like rotten food.
Even birds know their parents,
But I don't!

Why mum? why dad?
Why did you leave me?

Your Booty

What I really like about you,
Isn't your your beautiful face,
Isn't your your musical voice
Isn't your expensive hair style.

What I really like about you is your big booty.
Round and soft,
Big and likeable,
I like it when wearing trouser,
I like it when wearing skirt,
I like it when wearing panty,
I like it when naked.

What I really love about you is your big booty.

I am rich and very rich

I am rich and very rich,
Not because I own mansion,
Not because I own successful company,
Not because I have fat bank account,
Not because I wear expensive clothes.

Because I'm good person,
I cry with those who cry,
I laugh with those laugh,
I comfort those need comfort,
I'm sympathetic those who deserve sympathy
I'm helpful to those who deserve help.

I am rich and very rich,
Because I don't buy friends,
I don't buy love,
I don't buy smile,
Those who enjoy  my company do it wholeheartedly.

I am rich and very rich

Bravery

When you're brave,
Death does'nt cross your mind.
Danger become your hobby,
Fear become your game.
You block every negative thoughts,
You block every critics
You  block everyone who try to stop you.

You stop dreaming,
You walk the dream.
You stop wishing,
You start digging

Your mind focuses on your gaol,
Your mind is fueled by courage.
Your mind is fueled by  determination.

You become what others only dream and wish to be.